Beaverwood's sunkissed Midfielder Mr. Roberto Herrigio, 43, was stripped of his capataincy after the big match against ten em bee. Observers remarked 'he just melted after 30 minutes I feared for his life.'
Thankfully he recovered in time for the next game vs Chislehurst Vets putting in a good performance. The armband was handed to the multi, gold-boot winning Danny Sweeting, 35, only for his game to completely fall apart too. Chance after chance went begging leaving a stunned Danny commenting a very original, 'I couldn't hit a barn door....'
Who will be the next victim of the cursed captains arm band, all will be revealed.......